Iowa-to-Colorado Translation Guide

It's not difficult to find Iowans in Colorado. We're everywhere. Even more, I'm sure more Iowans are getting ready to move to Colorado right now. As an Iowan-turned-Coloradoan myself, I thought I should provide this translation guide.

Coloradoan says...	Iowan hears...
Denver	Des Moines
Boulder/University of Colorado	Iowa City/University of Iowa
Ames/Iowa State University	Fort Collins/Colorado State University
Durango	Decorah
Skiing	Wrestling
Olathe Sweet Corn	Any sweet corn you can buy at a street corner from a couple of kids in the back of a pickup
The Post	The Register
The Gazette	The Courier
"I spent a winter as a ski bum in Leadville."	"I spent a summer as a detasseler in Osage."
Denver Broncos Football	Aplington-Parkersburg Football (based on fan loyalty and news coverage)
Pueblo Chile Frijoles Fest	Ackley Sauerkraut Days
Mt. Elbert	Hawkeye Hill
Castle Rock	Story City
Park Meadows	Jordan Creek
Vail	Okoboji
Royal Gorge Bridge	Kate Shelley Bridge
John Elway	Dan Gable
Pueblo	Fort Dodge
Alfred Packer	Cardiff Giant
Colorado Springs	Cedar Rapids
Red Coats	Ski Patrol (not the British army)
Black Canyon of the Gunnison	Ledges
1040	850
Cherry Creek High School	Valley High School
mine tailings	confinement lagoons
Taos	The Dells
Moab	Branson
Blackhawk/Central City	Tama/Toledo
Canon City	Anamosa

I'm certainly open to comments, additions, and revisions!