Showing posts from 2001
I've been a Muhammad Ali fan ever since I was in my early teens. I remember being at my grandfather's house and ESPN was re-showing the first Ali-Norton fight. My dad told me to watch because Ali was the greatest fighter that ever lived (even though Marciano was dad's favorite). Ali's jaw was broken in the first or second round of that fight, but he fought on and lost on a close decision. I'm not sure what it was about him, but I was hooked. I found a copy of Ali's autobiography and read it several times, then scoured the library for more. I taped rebroadcasts of Ali's fights and watched them over and over. I still watch the Thrilla in Manilla every month or two - not just because of Ali, but because I've come to realize that Joe Frazier was equally great, although in entirely different but perfectly complementary ways. I haven't gone to see the new Ali film yet, although I probably will in the next few weeks. I know some of the reviews sa
In a large study to find the world's funniest joke, here is what came out on top: "Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' "Watson says: 'I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.' "Holmes replies: 'Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent.'" Not bad...not bad...
From : KABUL, Afghanistan, Dec. 21 — British peacekeepers moved into the Afghan capital under cover of darkness Friday on the eve of a new government’s taking office to tackle the mammoth task of rebuilding a country shattered by two decades of war. The arrival of the first troops launched a U.N.-backed six-month international mission and came as Afghanistan’s interim leader returned to Kabul for what looked to be the first peaceful transition of power in Afghanistan in decades. I wonder if the Taliban would call this a "peaceful" transition of power? This reminds me of George Carlin's comments about hunting: "You think hunting is a sport? Ask the deer..."
Wow - another great article from the Sports Guy, Page 2's Bill Simmons. This time he's talking about sports movies on DVD , and, as usual, he has a great sense of humor about things. Also, if you're still looking to get me (or somebody like me) something for Christmas, check out Simmons' ideas and I'm sure you'll make somebody quite happy this holiday season. I think I'd enjoy that Lee Mazzilli book.
In his book Extreme Alpinism , Mark Twight makes this comment in a section called "Will and Suffering": Suffering provides the opportunity to exercise will and to develop toughness. Climb on local crags in weather conditions far worse than any you would intentionally confront in the high mountains. Austrian climber Hermann Buhl carried snowballs in his hands to develop his tolerance (psychological) and to increase capillary capacity (physical). He climbed the local crags all winter long, even in storms, and bicycled for hundreds of kilometers on his way to the mountains. It all paid off when he climbed alone to the summit of Nanga Parbat - history's only solo first-ascent of an 8,000-meter peak. I also seem to remember Twight making some comment about Buhl "putting the hard in hardman" or something like that. I've never read anything specifically about Hermann Buhl, but I think it's time I did. Nanga Parbat has an amazing history all by itse
Say what you want about Jesse "The Governor" Ventura, but they guy has an uncanny ability (at times) to make sense of things. The latest on his views of education in Minnesota can be found here in the Minneapolis - St. Paul Star Tribune . Now if ol' Jesse thinks the numbers of school administrators is a problem, wait till he sees how much they make... I don't fault people for going out and trying to earn a good living, but in the realm of public education the payscales too often seem unbalanced.
I noticed some stuff about Chinese Zodiacs on my "Rush Hour 2" DVD. Being curious, I checked out mine: From : People born in the Year of the Snake are deep. They say little and possess great wisdom. They never have to worry about money; they are financially fortunate. Snake people are often quite vain, selfish, and a bit stingy. Yet they have tremendous sympathy for others and try to help those less fortunate. Snake people tend to overdo, since they have doubts about other people's judgment and prefer to rely on themselves. They are determined in whatever they do and hate to fail. Although calm on the surface, they are intense and passionate. Snake people are usually good-looking and sometimes have martial problems because they are fickle. They are most compatible with the Ox and Rooster. From : Rich in wisdom and charm, you are romantic
Rondell White is now a Yankee and no longer a Chicago Cub. What's Dave Tumbas going to do with all his free time?
On my way to Wal-Mart this evening I was passed by someone in a Nissan Sentra with a license plate that read "IMADIVA". Diva? In a Sentra? Am I missing something?
If you're a Monday Night Football fan or a Dennis Miller fan, be sure to check out The Annotated Dennis Miller . It's a weekly feature where somebody from tries to interpret and explain the references that Miller makes during each game. Miller's humor isn't for everybody, but maybe these explanations will help explain the wisdom behind the wit.
I had a brilliant idea this morning. Given the relative sizes and usefulness of cellular phones and GPS units, it won't be long until the mass market is full of devices that integrate both. (I'm sure I'm not the first to think of that, but wait, it gets better...) Here's my idea - for states/regions that wish to ban cell phone use in moving vehicles, or for parents who don't want their kids talking on cell phones as they drive, how about designing the phone/GPS in such a way that if the GPS measures your velocity at, say, above 5 mph it won't allow use of the phone? Could I possibly be the first to think of this? If you think I am and you like the idea, contact me and I'll tell you where to send the check.
The New York football Giants, despite their problems this season, remain as the only NFL football team with no cheerleaders. I like that. Would the presence of cheerleaders have made a difference in last year's Super Bowl? How many cheers could they have possibly directed towards the Giants punter?
Where would this world be without stupid people? Check out this eBay auction and be sure to look at both the price and the description very carefully. Obviously the buyer didn't, and I'm sure somebody is going to be awfully surprised this Christmas. If you wish to join the insanity, currently you can get a chance at your own Xbox box here .
I'm amazed at how many people I meet who haven't seen the movie Rocky. Sure, they might have seen Rocky IV or Rocky V (I'll make no comment on Rocky V...I'll leave that to others), but they haven't seen the original. The Rocky series doesn't exactly have the greatest reputation as fine cinema, so I'm not generally very successful on getting people to watch the first Rocky. "It won best picture, you know." "Sylvester Stallone wrote it." (He wrote all 5 and directed 3, in fact.) "The quality of the characters is really astounding - it's not a simple boxing movie." They don't want to hear it - they just want to live with their current perceptions of they guy in "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" playing a punchy guy with slurred speech. Maybe there's hope - we've reached the 25th anniversary of the first Rocky movie and lately I've seen some interesting articles that look back at the series in persp
If you find this page, congratulations. It's not exactly public yet. I've been maintaining a website at for several years, but my time at the university is coming to an end and I've established as a more permanent home on the web. I'm not yet sure how I want to juggle all the content of the site, but with this page I've decided to give Blogger a try. It provides a convenient, web-based interface for updating web logs, or "blogs". I don't have a lot of time at the moment to give this site the polish it needs, but I figure I'll give this a try and see if I like it. If not, I can always go back to the old-fashioned ways that have served me thus far. Let's hope Blogger doesn't go broke...