Attention shoppers...
I used to be amazed at the variety of products carried by Wal-Mart; now I'm amazed at the variety of people who you can find there. It can be a very interesting place to people-watch. Today's Wal-Mart visit was highlighted by the following announcement over the public address system:
"If you have found a five-dollar bill with 'I own you' written on it, please turn it in at the customer service desk."
The mind can only imagine the circumstances surrounding such an announcement.